1 00:00:02,028 --> 00:00:04,163 [DRAMATIC TONE] 2 00:00:04,165 --> 00:00:05,331 [GRUNTS] 3 00:00:05,466 --> 00:00:07,758 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 4 00:00:09,537 --> 00:00:11,637 [LAUGHING] 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,820 Welcome, again, to my podcast, 6 00:00:13,956 --> 00:00:17,390 where I will discuss the search for Peter Bach's son, Robert. 7 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,625 Good work, deputy. 8 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,327 This alien stuff, it's all connected. 9 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:21,146 [GUNSHOT] 10 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:22,586 The Mantid might still be alive. 11 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:25,298 You can't kill me, but I can kill you. 12 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,233 And how's little Leroy? 13 00:00:27,369 --> 00:00:29,469 Starting to kick like a little fancy dancer. 14 00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:32,305 I decided to stop drinking, and I found an AA meeting. 15 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,141 So now that the baby is safe, I want to tell 16 00:00:35,143 --> 00:00:36,476 Ben and Kate the truth. 17 00:00:36,478 --> 00:00:38,211 You killed your own dad to save me. 18 00:00:38,213 --> 00:00:40,046 Don't make it weird. 19 00:00:40,048 --> 00:00:41,214 [GRUNTS] 20 00:00:41,317 --> 00:00:42,325 [BABY COOS] 21 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:44,751 What the... 22 00:00:44,886 --> 00:00:47,887 [SOFT MUSIC] 23 00:00:47,889 --> 00:00:54,828 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,431 Hey. 25 00:00:58,566 --> 00:01:00,733 Looks like I got to pack up. 26 00:01:00,869 --> 00:01:07,774 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:20,222 --> 00:01:23,189 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 28 00:01:23,191 --> 00:01:30,163 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:36,871 --> 00:01:38,805 You comfortable in there? 30 00:01:41,576 --> 00:01:45,011 Sorry, Jules, you can't come with me. 31 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,347 But you've been such a good host. 32 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:51,183 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 33 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,186 [GROANING] 34 00:01:54,322 --> 00:02:01,228 ♪ ♪ 35 00:02:02,897 --> 00:02:06,165 [BLUES MUSIC] 36 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:13,073 ♪ ♪ 37 00:02:13,207 --> 00:02:14,841 Humans do not like change. 38 00:02:14,976 --> 00:02:17,577 They find comfort in their lives staying the same. 39 00:02:17,712 --> 00:02:20,780 I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien 40 00:02:20,915 --> 00:02:22,148 does not count as comfort. 41 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,267 [SIGHS] 42 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:28,921 Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing? 43 00:02:29,057 --> 00:02:31,157 It's making me want to barf. 44 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:36,162 Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered. 45 00:02:36,297 --> 00:02:38,565 [GRUNTS] 46 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:41,934 [SIGHS] 47 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:45,705 Thank you for turning back into a human. 48 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,274 That was a lot. 49 00:02:48,276 --> 00:02:49,409 It was easy. 50 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,143 It was like putting on a coat, 51 00:02:51,145 --> 00:02:54,080 one with broad shoulders, great hair, 52 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:56,683 and nipples like Spanish doubloons. 53 00:02:56,818 --> 00:03:00,486 Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us. 54 00:03:00,622 --> 00:03:03,456 So now, you know I am an alien. 55 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:05,992 [LAUGHS] And we are not too different. 56 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:07,327 Now get out. 57 00:03:07,329 --> 00:03:09,562 I need to break up my father into pieces, 58 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:11,931 turn him into a rock garden by the lake. 59 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:13,042 Not so fast. 60 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,235 We still have a few questions. 61 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:17,370 So you really went to space? Was it neat? 62 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:19,066 Did you... did you learn anything, or... 63 00:03:19,173 --> 00:03:21,218 it seems like a question you could ask on the way home. 64 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,642 And why are you asking him like he 65 00:03:22,711 --> 00:03:24,177 just went on some school trip? 66 00:03:24,312 --> 00:03:25,445 He left the planet. 67 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,947 I was only up there for, like, 10 minutes. 68 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,042 And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I 69 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,780 - touched one of Harry's balls. - I knew it. 70 00:03:31,804 --> 00:03:32,819 What? 71 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,987 [BABY CRYING] 72 00:03:34,989 --> 00:03:36,355 Metal spheres. 73 00:03:36,357 --> 00:03:38,157 It's alien technology from my planet 74 00:03:38,159 --> 00:03:39,326 to assist me if I got lost. 75 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,694 And did you say, I knew it? 76 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,197 Do you think I'm scrotum-ing your son? 77 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:45,665 I'm no freak. 78 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:46,690 I like birds. 79 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,301 [SQUEALS] 80 00:03:51,519 --> 00:03:52,716 What the hell is that thing? 81 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:54,240 This is my son! 82 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,308 I don't call your son a thing. 83 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:57,743 He calls me a shaved squirrel, 84 00:03:57,745 --> 00:04:00,546 pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad. 85 00:04:00,548 --> 00:04:02,148 [SNICKERS] 86 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:07,854 - [SQUEALS] - No more screen time! 87 00:04:07,989 --> 00:04:09,055 What the hell is happening? 88 00:04:09,057 --> 00:04:10,489 There's... there's little aliens? 89 00:04:10,492 --> 00:04:11,758 Mm-hmm. 90 00:04:11,893 --> 00:04:13,213 There's praying mantis aliens... 91 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:14,794 - why not? - ...On earth? 92 00:04:14,929 --> 00:04:16,629 How could you keep this all a secret? 93 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,930 Yeah. 94 00:04:17,932 --> 00:04:19,109 Buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town 95 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,433 doctor is an alien? 96 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:22,234 You know, he prescribes Adderall, 97 00:04:22,236 --> 00:04:24,337 but sometimes won't. 98 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,838 I did tell you. 99 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,308 You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school 100 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,210 in Georgia for special kids. 101 00:04:34,716 --> 00:04:36,116 I mean, it was a nice school. 102 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:37,250 Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,586 They... they had horses. 104 00:04:40,722 --> 00:04:42,054 They did. 105 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,557 Does anybody want coffee? 106 00:04:44,692 --> 00:04:46,358 Dinglebutt? 107 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,494 Oh, I call him that, too. 108 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,096 [LAUGHS] 109 00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:51,630 Lena, it's me. 110 00:04:51,766 --> 00:04:53,566 I was right about Jules being an alien, ok? 111 00:04:53,701 --> 00:04:55,601 So could you just give me a call when you get this message? 112 00:04:55,603 --> 00:04:57,281 And just know I'm pretty sure Cletus is farting 113 00:04:57,305 --> 00:04:58,971 because he misses you, ok? 114 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:00,473 [FARTS] 115 00:05:00,475 --> 00:05:01,640 [SIGHS] 116 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:02,842 Did you get a hold of her? 117 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,276 Well, she thinks I'm crazy. 118 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:06,478 I mean, [LAUGHS] I sit in a car for hours, stalking a woman. 119 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,915 She goes out for a cigarette, I put a bullet through her, 120 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,216 and I'm the crazy one? 121 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,384 [LAUGHS] 122 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,985 I'm still trying to process that I had drinks 123 00:05:12,987 --> 00:05:14,887 with a Mantid, and she stuck me with the bill. 124 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,623 What a b-i-t-c-h. You know what? 125 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:18,691 She's a murderer. 126 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,026 I'll just say bitch. 127 00:05:20,161 --> 00:05:21,261 [PANTING] 128 00:05:21,263 --> 00:05:22,263 [FARTS] 129 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,429 - [BARKS] - Oh. 130 00:05:23,431 --> 00:05:24,864 Did you... you send a car over to Lena's? 131 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,432 Yeah, they're keeping an eye on her. 132 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:29,869 They also searched Jules' house, found nothing. 133 00:05:30,004 --> 00:05:31,271 She's gone. 134 00:05:31,405 --> 00:05:33,039 We got to put a stop to this thing. 135 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:34,284 Old mining days starts the day after tomorrow. 136 00:05:34,308 --> 00:05:35,686 It sounds like this Mantid's planning 137 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,610 on turning it into an all-you-can-eat buffet, 138 00:05:37,745 --> 00:05:39,045 with me as a side dish. 139 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,947 I'm no damn floppy broccolini. 140 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:44,250 Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato, with extra bacon. 141 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,718 Damn. 142 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,821 Now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself. 143 00:05:48,823 --> 00:05:51,257 So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien. 144 00:05:51,259 --> 00:05:52,925 He wasn't an alien then. 145 00:05:52,927 --> 00:05:54,927 My life has been a roller coaster. 146 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,563 Hi. 147 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,864 We need to talk. 148 00:05:57,999 --> 00:05:59,732 Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes 149 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,367 if they never knock, knock? 150 00:06:01,502 --> 00:06:02,702 We saw your car outside. 151 00:06:02,837 --> 00:06:04,236 You guys just hanging out? 152 00:06:04,372 --> 00:06:05,549 That's us. 153 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,251 We're the family who hangs out with the town doctor, 154 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:09,375 who happens to be an alien. 155 00:06:09,511 --> 00:06:10,877 Remember your therapy. 156 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:12,144 Go to your happy place. 157 00:06:12,146 --> 00:06:16,048 They saw Max hugging me in my alien form 158 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,450 after I killed my father. 159 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,520 His corpse is under that blanket. 160 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:23,155 I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out 161 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,124 of his crotch and it broke. 162 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,492 [LAUGHS] 163 00:06:26,494 --> 00:06:27,627 Big day. 164 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,762 Normally, that would be a lot to take in, 165 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,564 but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds. 166 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:33,966 Hmm. 167 00:06:33,968 --> 00:06:35,567 Well, you know what's really disturbing, is the fact 168 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,036 that this whole time, the two of you 169 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:38,949 have known about our baby and you didn't tell us. 170 00:06:38,973 --> 00:06:40,506 That's why we're here. 171 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:41,974 We decided to finally tell you guys everything. 172 00:06:41,976 --> 00:06:43,742 We just came to tell Harry first. 173 00:06:43,878 --> 00:06:45,478 But you're already here, and he told 174 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,413 you, so two birds, one stone. 175 00:06:47,415 --> 00:06:48,914 You really expect me to believe that? 176 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:50,983 Keeping this a secret from you, Kate, 177 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,785 has been torture for me. 178 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,953 Oh, I'm sorry. 179 00:06:54,088 --> 00:06:55,788 I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby 180 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,123 has been so tough for you. 181 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,791 What can I do to ease your pain? 182 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,571 Hey, hey, look, I know this is all really upsetting, 183 00:07:00,595 --> 00:07:02,662 but D'Arcy's been through a lot lately. 184 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:03,863 It's ok. 185 00:07:03,935 --> 00:07:04,941 It's all right. 186 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,098 I'm sober now. 187 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,110 You're sober? 188 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,142 Well, that's great. 189 00:07:08,175 --> 00:07:09,278 Yeah, thanks. 190 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,536 I've been going to aa, so... 191 00:07:10,538 --> 00:07:12,305 oh, I'm... sorry, I just thought you meant 192 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,040 you were sober right now. 193 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,941 So you assume I'm always drunk. 194 00:07:15,943 --> 00:07:17,810 Your coffee mug says wine time. 195 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,379 - That was a gift from you. - Oh, yeah. 196 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:21,875 Why would I leave Patience to see 197 00:07:21,916 --> 00:07:24,236 the world when I have all the excitement I need right here? 198 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:25,417 [LAUGHS] 199 00:07:25,553 --> 00:07:26,793 I know you're mad, but we were 200 00:07:26,888 --> 00:07:27,898 just trying to protect Daisy. 201 00:07:27,922 --> 00:07:29,321 You named our baby? 202 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,335 You were planning on leaving Patience without telling me? 203 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:32,792 What? Oh, no. 204 00:07:32,927 --> 00:07:34,304 It's just something my dad brought up. 205 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,729 Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, ok? 206 00:07:36,864 --> 00:07:39,365 I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe. 207 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:40,866 The Greys were watching you, ok? 208 00:07:40,868 --> 00:07:42,101 And Harry said... 209 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:43,703 yes, of course. 210 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,872 Harry, who, apparently, is an alien, making decisions like he 211 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:47,952 knows what's best for our family. 212 00:07:47,976 --> 00:07:49,375 Well, guess what. He doesn't. 213 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,876 Harry is the one who convinced the Greys 214 00:07:50,878 --> 00:07:52,412 to leave your baby alone. 215 00:07:52,546 --> 00:07:54,714 He literally put himself up as collateral. 216 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,226 And he killed his own father to save me. 217 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:59,385 And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it. 218 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,754 Well, despite your many sacrifices, 219 00:08:01,889 --> 00:08:03,389 I would really appreciate if you would leave 220 00:08:03,391 --> 00:08:04,752 my family alone from now on. 221 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:05,791 You are in my house. 222 00:08:05,793 --> 00:08:07,259 I mean it, ok? 223 00:08:07,261 --> 00:08:08,594 Hey, why don't we call sheriff Mike? 224 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:09,874 We'll see what he thinks about it. 225 00:08:09,898 --> 00:08:11,764 You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike and Liv. 226 00:08:11,766 --> 00:08:13,399 Harry's trying to stop the Mantid. 227 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,935 The last thing he needs is Mike and Liv slowing him down. 228 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,837 Sorry. No, I cannot lie to Mike. 229 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:19,405 He always knows. 230 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,884 I won't be able to look him in the eye. 231 00:08:20,908 --> 00:08:23,409 I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker 232 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,712 is stuck in my dead father. 233 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:31,242 [SOFT MUSIC] 234 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:35,660 ♪ ♪ 235 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,712 Ben, hey. 236 00:08:37,714 --> 00:08:39,247 We need to talk. 237 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:45,290 ♪ ♪ 238 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:46,321 Eek! 239 00:08:46,346 --> 00:08:47,398 Didn't you hear me? 240 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:49,758 - I said we need to talk. - Mm. 241 00:08:49,892 --> 00:08:52,493 Last night, I came face to face with the Mantid. 242 00:08:52,495 --> 00:08:53,728 Hmm. 243 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,062 I think it can read minds and shapeshift. 244 00:08:55,064 --> 00:08:56,664 And guess who has shapeshifted into? 245 00:08:56,799 --> 00:08:58,521 Jules Gardner. 246 00:08:59,736 --> 00:09:00,789 I knew it. 247 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,767 You know, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, 248 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:03,804 she was a monster. 249 00:09:03,807 --> 00:09:05,228 No, no, this isn't Jules. 250 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,486 This is the Mantid. 251 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:07,887 The real Jules is probably dead. 252 00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:09,355 Yeah, well, we all make choices. 253 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,793 What's going on with you, huh? 254 00:09:13,922 --> 00:09:15,680 Why you, uh, keep looking away from me? 255 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:18,375 Uh, don't know what you're talking about. 256 00:09:18,442 --> 00:09:19,767 Nothing's going on. 257 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,727 Ok, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look 258 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,421 me in my eyes and say that? 259 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:26,840 I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic. 260 00:09:26,951 --> 00:09:30,319 Well, [CHUCKLES] There can't be any power dynamics 261 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,586 when there's no dynamics. 262 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:33,232 It's just power, and it belongs to me. 263 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:34,322 I radiate power. 264 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,423 You're just a figurehead. 265 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:36,958 [CHUCKLES] Wrong, you know? 266 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,627 I approve budgets, make proclamations. 267 00:09:39,629 --> 00:09:43,264 I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year. 268 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:47,469 And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts. 269 00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:49,337 You know, I pretty much run this town. 270 00:09:49,473 --> 00:09:50,473 Good. 271 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,544 Then cancel old mining days. 272 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:53,575 Huh? 273 00:09:53,577 --> 00:09:55,544 What? 274 00:09:55,546 --> 00:09:56,471 That's impossible. 275 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,805 Every hotel in town is booked. 276 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,060 Including the one where the Mantid ate the guy's head? 277 00:10:00,084 --> 00:10:02,283 I'd have to petition the town council, 278 00:10:02,285 --> 00:10:03,952 and they don't meet until next week. 279 00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,087 But... come on. 280 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,481 Hang on here. 281 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:11,125 You know, as... as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal 282 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,227 to protect the townspeople. 283 00:10:13,229 --> 00:10:17,065 Ok, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel you 284 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,001 use to call meetings to order. 285 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:20,468 It's not oversize. 286 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:21,715 It's proportional to the gavel block. 287 00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:23,064 Sure it is. 288 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,408 Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become, 289 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,910 small town, overcrowded cemetery. 290 00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:32,047 Well, it wouldn't because the town slogan is up to me. 291 00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:35,249 [SOFT MUSIC] 292 00:10:35,251 --> 00:10:37,352 ♪ ♪ 293 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:40,121 Humans should not be afraid of change. 294 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:41,823 They need to learn how to adapt, 295 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:44,259 like I did when I lost my alien energy 296 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,794 and that time the diner ran out of pie. 297 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:48,129 I did not cry about it. 298 00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:49,797 I just followed the man who ordered 299 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,800 the last piece and left a note on his card that said, 300 00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:55,036 "pie pig." 301 00:10:55,172 --> 00:11:01,276 ♪ ♪ 302 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,699 [LAUGHS] 303 00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:03,745 Whoa. 304 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,780 What is all this? 305 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,081 Your father was right. 306 00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:07,549 We should see the world. 307 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:08,794 Here are some cities we can move 308 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:09,984 to after we leave Patience. 309 00:11:09,987 --> 00:11:13,721 New York City, Detroit, New Haven. 310 00:11:13,723 --> 00:11:14,889 Oh, ok. 311 00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:16,424 Are you just listing pizza cities? 312 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,593 Chicago, deep dish. 313 00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:19,795 Oh, Harry. 314 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:20,929 I told you. 315 00:11:20,957 --> 00:11:21,996 My dad just brought it up. 316 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:23,799 I'm not leaving Patience. 317 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,967 And if I did, I'd go alone. 318 00:11:25,969 --> 00:11:27,034 Alone. 319 00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:29,337 How could you go without me? 320 00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:32,640 If I went to my home planet, I would bring you with me. 321 00:11:32,642 --> 00:11:35,943 Then I'd die because I need oxygen to breathe. 322 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,079 But we would be together. 323 00:11:38,215 --> 00:11:39,481 I take it back. 324 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,383 I hate change. 325 00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:48,457 ♪ ♪ 326 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:53,728 I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze. 327 00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,330 Mike said the Mantid revealed itself 328 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,499 to him, one Jules Gardner. 329 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,267 This is bad. 330 00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:01,603 If the Mantid thinks its identity has been discovered, 331 00:12:01,738 --> 00:12:03,638 it will look for a new host. 332 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,373 I will need your help. 333 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:07,876 Well, I thought you might say that. 334 00:12:08,011 --> 00:12:10,412 You know, as mayor of this little hamlet, 335 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,780 I do have the ability to get things done. 336 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,016 I do not need a shopping center opened. 337 00:12:15,018 --> 00:12:16,384 I meant Max. 338 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,653 I need someone who can see aliens. 339 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,088 Max is a no-go. 340 00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:21,289 You don't need him. 341 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,958 I have my own skill set. 342 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,860 Like what? 343 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,829 I can solve a rubik's cube in under two minutes. 344 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,464 You are useless to me. 345 00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:35,937 ♪ ♪ 346 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,272 I want Max. 347 00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:40,041 He is my son, and he is off limits. 348 00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,843 Ha, ha, ha! 349 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,511 This is classic bravado. 350 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,714 It's a defense mechanism to mask the fear of being 351 00:12:46,716 --> 00:12:48,049 powerless as a parent. 352 00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:49,651 No. 353 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,786 Don't... don't psychoanalyze me anymore, ok? 354 00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:54,055 You're not even a real doctor, which... by the way, 355 00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:55,891 I will be expecting a refund for all the times 356 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,258 that I paid you for therapy. 357 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,994 If you do not let me use Max, I 358 00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:01,262 will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream 359 00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:04,198 with that ancient woman in your office, Debra. 360 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,367 That wasn't a sex dream. 361 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,403 I was naked, but she had clothes on. 362 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,105 What was the whole thing about all those moles? 363 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:13,708 You said she looked like a chocolate chip cookie, 364 00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:15,276 and you were hungry. 365 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,813 That's why you got out the milk. 366 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:21,817 You're a weird, sick, little man. 367 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:24,285 What about doctor-patient confidentiality? 368 00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:26,654 You just said that I wasn't a real doctor. 369 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,189 You're not. 370 00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,657 So you can forget about Max. 371 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:32,327 I will not let you use my son to help you hunt 372 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:34,295 down some dangerous Mantid. 373 00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:39,434 This refusal shows growth. 374 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,204 You're finally starting to assert yourself. 375 00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:45,807 I mean, this is incredible progress. 376 00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:48,276 Well, thanks. 377 00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,446 Just pay on the way out. 378 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:58,486 ♪ ♪ 379 00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:00,455 [LAUGHS] 380 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:07,562 ♪ ♪ 381 00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:19,407 Well, look at that. 382 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,644 Sir, you might want to see this. 383 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,615 I took this with a trail cam I set up 384 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,016 in the Mantid feeding ground. 385 00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:31,319 What is Asta doing in the middle of nowhere? 386 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,054 And who is she with? 387 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,857 If the Mantid has been active there, then whoever it is, 388 00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:37,536 it looks like they're trying to cover it up. 389 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,204 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though. 390 00:14:39,228 --> 00:14:41,096 Why would Asta want to help that monster? 391 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:43,831 Maybe it's not about helping the Mantid. 392 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,068 Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her. 393 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,636 Protect them from what, though? 394 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,773 From being exposed, 395 00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:55,543 because they're not human? 396 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:58,780 So then who is this non-human? 397 00:14:58,782 --> 00:15:00,115 [EERIE MUSIC] 398 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,531 [SIGHS] Hi. 399 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,997 What can I get you, sailor? 400 00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:09,559 Remember, just because I'm not drinking 401 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:10,966 doesn't mean you can't. 402 00:15:11,102 --> 00:15:12,783 Somebody's got to keep this place in business. 403 00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:13,835 Hmm. 404 00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:15,004 No, I'm good. 405 00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,072 I just need a break from Harry, who 406 00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:20,009 keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town. 407 00:15:20,011 --> 00:15:21,810 [SNORTS] Oh. 408 00:15:21,812 --> 00:15:22,755 Why? 409 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,490 It's not like you're actually leaving. 410 00:15:24,852 --> 00:15:25,881 I know. 411 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,883 It's stupid. 412 00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:28,217 Totally. 413 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,853 [SOFT MUSIC] 414 00:15:30,988 --> 00:15:32,955 But why is it stupid? 415 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:37,026 Because you belong here, you know? 416 00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:41,230 And every time I went away, the one thing I always knew 417 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,792 was that you'd be here when I got back. 418 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:45,053 You're the constant. 419 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,097 Yep, that's me. 420 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,839 But, you know, if I left, it's not 421 00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:52,174 like things would fall apart. 422 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:53,875 Life would go on. 423 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,410 Wait. 424 00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:59,748 Are you... are you actually considering leaving, like... 425 00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:01,116 like for real? 426 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,386 No, I'm not saying I'm doing it. 427 00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:05,288 It's just I don't know. 428 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,724 Sometimes I wonder what else is out there. 429 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:13,996 ♪ ♪ 430 00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:15,798 Oh, no, no. 431 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,432 Oh, no. 432 00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:19,034 Oh, please. 433 00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:22,471 Oh, I'm not going anywhere, I promise. 434 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,073 Oh, God. Babe, I'm sorry. 435 00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,075 [CRIES] 436 00:16:25,209 --> 00:16:26,375 I mean it, D'Arce. 437 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:28,678 I'm not leaving. 438 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,213 [CRIES] Ok. 439 00:16:31,348 --> 00:16:32,982 Ok. 440 00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:34,417 [CRYING] 441 00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:36,586 Oh. 442 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,988 ♪ ♪ 443 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,356 ♪ I know ♪ 444 00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:42,958 ♪ Mr. Know-it-all ♪ 445 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:44,070 Oh, Harry. 446 00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:45,460 What can I get you? 447 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,096 Nothing. 448 00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:48,697 I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested that Asta 449 00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:50,099 should leave Patience. 450 00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:54,136 Too bad, because a fresh apple pie 451 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,973 just came out of the oven. 452 00:16:58,109 --> 00:17:00,609 I don't care. 453 00:17:00,745 --> 00:17:02,978 Ok. 454 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,747 ♪ Picked up the store ♪ 455 00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:07,249 I got your note. 456 00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:09,718 Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope that reads 457 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,386 "top secret" in my mailbox? 458 00:17:11,522 --> 00:17:12,988 Ok, ok. 459 00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:15,590 I need Max's help to kill the Mantid, 460 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:18,193 so you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow. 461 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,462 No can do. 462 00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:21,117 Since his parents found out about you, 463 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:22,375 they barely let him out of their sight. 464 00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:24,133 Well, he can sneak out. 465 00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:29,404 Tell him that now, you like him as more than a friend. 466 00:17:29,406 --> 00:17:31,374 Do you have something else you could wear, 467 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,477 something that says, I feel silly? 468 00:17:34,479 --> 00:17:37,913 That is a vile scenario. 469 00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:40,315 And you don't need Max. 470 00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:44,787 I've been working on an all-organic halal manticide. 471 00:17:44,922 --> 00:17:46,389 Here's the formula. 472 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,060 I am so happy to have my alien energy back. 473 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,995 Without it, I would not understand this 474 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,764 and would have to admit that headscarf 475 00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:56,465 girl is smarter than me. 476 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,700 [SOFT MUSIC] 477 00:17:57,835 --> 00:18:00,001 [MUTTERING] 478 00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,003 Are you ok? 479 00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:02,032 Huh? 480 00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:03,073 Yeah, I'm fine. 481 00:18:03,174 --> 00:18:04,507 Just... [MUMBLES] 482 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,043 This is not bad. 483 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:14,383 With a few added elements, I can make this work. 484 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,119 Since Asta's on break, we respectfully 485 00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:19,522 wait for her in her office. 486 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:26,729 While we rifle through her shit, looking for clues. 487 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:33,836 ♪ ♪ 488 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,574 Look at this. 489 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,277 "Dear Asta, please accept these earth flowers 490 00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,146 "as a token of my undying love. 491 00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:47,116 Sinsreely, Joseph." 492 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:53,288 Asta's the one Joseph was in love with. 493 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,757 First, she's burying shit where 494 00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:56,052 the Mantid's tromping around. 495 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,560 Now she's dating an alien? 496 00:18:57,694 --> 00:19:02,731 That's sus, with a capital s and a little s. 497 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,599 What are you doing in my office? 498 00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:06,368 How about we ask the questions? 499 00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:10,239 We saw you on a trail cam with someone up in the woods, 500 00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,274 and you were both carrying shovels. 501 00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:13,708 It's not a question. 502 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,277 That's a statement. 503 00:19:15,412 --> 00:19:17,112 And we found this card from Joseph, 504 00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,447 who we are investigating. 505 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,349 Not to nitpick, but again, not a question. 506 00:19:20,351 --> 00:19:23,852 I have no clue who this "Joseph" is. 507 00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:26,589 Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you? 508 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,895 So it's you and Joseph in the picture. 509 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,174 I guess I'm going to have to do 510 00:19:34,198 --> 00:19:36,899 the heavy lifting around here. 511 00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:40,202 Is this you and Joseph in this picture, question mark? 512 00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:43,472 Fine, yes, that's Joseph with me. 513 00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:45,207 What were you doing with shovels? 514 00:19:45,342 --> 00:19:46,609 Starting a community garden. 515 00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:47,744 What were you growing? 516 00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:48,944 Radishes. 517 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,915 Ok, that tracks. 518 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,227 You can grow radishes in Colorado in April. 519 00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:55,251 You use miracle-gro? 520 00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:56,418 Compost. 521 00:19:56,553 --> 00:19:57,886 It's organic and better for root vegetables. 522 00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,154 That's a good tip. 523 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,801 See, what I do is I bury a dead fish in the dirt. 524 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,058 I learned that from a "snoopy" Thanksgiving special. 525 00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:06,028 Maybe you can discuss gardening tips later, 526 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,931 question mark. 527 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,632 I hope you're telling the truth, 528 00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:13,368 not just because we're friends, but because we're cops. 529 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:18,106 ♪ ♪ 530 00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:19,108 Do you believe her? 531 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,176 Oh, absolutely. 532 00:20:20,311 --> 00:20:22,044 Radishes are cool season crops. 533 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,912 They can tolerate a light frost. 534 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,247 No, not about that. 535 00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:27,416 About Joseph. 536 00:20:27,552 --> 00:20:29,051 Absolutely not. 537 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,253 She was way too quick to throw him under the bus. 538 00:20:31,388 --> 00:20:32,655 She's covering for another non-human. 539 00:20:32,657 --> 00:20:34,689 But who? 540 00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:38,227 Someone who's been here for a while, 541 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,729 someone she spends all her time with. 542 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,897 [SIGHS] 543 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,200 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 544 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:50,105 ♪ ♪ 545 00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:52,274 Remember way back when Max said 546 00:20:52,409 --> 00:20:54,443 the new town doctor is an alien and you threatened 547 00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:56,144 to throw him in jail? 548 00:20:56,146 --> 00:20:58,480 ♪ ♪ 549 00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:00,082 Son of a bitch. 550 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,718 [SIGHS] 551 00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:04,453 It's the new doctor. 552 00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:05,754 He's an alien. 553 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,657 Son of a bigger bitch. 554 00:21:08,659 --> 00:21:13,161 ♪ ♪ 555 00:21:13,163 --> 00:21:15,297 Hot damn, I can't believe all this time, 556 00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:17,232 it was right under our noses. 557 00:21:17,368 --> 00:21:20,035 Deputy, take a big whiff. 558 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:21,704 That is the smell of success. 559 00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:24,373 [INHALES] Or it's just the sharpie ink. 560 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,941 That, too. 561 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,676 We should probably open a window. 562 00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:31,774 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 563 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:34,810 [SOFT MUSIC] 564 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,568 ♪ ♪ 565 00:21:36,681 --> 00:21:37,746 D'Arcy. 566 00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:40,216 Can I come in? 567 00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:41,951 Yeah 568 00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:47,089 [SIGHS] I won't be long. 569 00:21:47,184 --> 00:21:48,201 It's ok. 570 00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,693 I just put Bella down. 571 00:21:50,828 --> 00:21:51,894 Bella? 572 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,896 You named her. 573 00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:55,497 Yeah. 574 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:57,082 Isabella Rose. 575 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,884 It was my grandmother's name. 576 00:21:58,928 --> 00:22:01,262 Oh, it's beautiful. 577 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,745 It's way better than Daisy. 578 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:04,657 [SCOFFS] I mean, who's named Daisy these days? 579 00:22:04,681 --> 00:22:06,142 My aunt's dog. 580 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:07,909 Love that. 581 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:12,424 So much better for a dog than a spaceship baby. 582 00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:17,319 Keeping Bella a secret... 583 00:22:18,428 --> 00:22:22,564 it was to protect you and her, I swear. 584 00:22:22,699 --> 00:22:23,998 But that doesn't make it right. 585 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,200 And I... 586 00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:26,968 look, the other night was a lot. 587 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:32,908 I was overwhelmed and hurt, but I know that you were put 588 00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:35,143 in an impossible situation. 589 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:39,547 ♪ ♪ 590 00:22:39,683 --> 00:22:41,283 You're my friend, and I know that we're 591 00:22:41,285 --> 00:22:42,484 going to get through this. 592 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,785 Yeah. 593 00:22:43,921 --> 00:22:46,188 Oh, I have something to show you. 594 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,757 - Ok. - Ok. 595 00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:51,659 ♪ ♪ 596 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,529 That's her first smile. 597 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,465 That's me giving her a bath. 598 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,832 That's her pulling my hair. 599 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,100 She loves red. 600 00:22:59,102 --> 00:23:00,335 I don't know what it is. 601 00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:02,470 That is her laughing when she farted. 602 00:23:02,606 --> 00:23:03,771 [LAUGHS] 603 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:04,973 Or maybe it's when I farted, I don't know. 604 00:23:04,975 --> 00:23:06,352 The point is she knows that farting is funny. 605 00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:08,343 Um, you know what? 606 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,445 I actually have some stuff to do today, 607 00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:14,316 so now maybe isn't the best time. 608 00:23:14,451 --> 00:23:16,818 What just happened? 609 00:23:16,954 --> 00:23:18,921 Did I do something wrong? 610 00:23:18,923 --> 00:23:21,557 Nope, I just don't want to do this right now. 611 00:23:21,582 --> 00:23:22,624 I thought we were good. 612 00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:24,192 This isn't about you. 613 00:23:24,328 --> 00:23:26,662 Well, everything was fine, and now you're upset. 614 00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:27,916 So obviously, it's about me. 615 00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:29,097 [SIGHS] 616 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,933 Well... is this because you can tell 617 00:23:32,069 --> 00:23:34,002 I think Bella's a dumb name? 618 00:23:34,138 --> 00:23:37,205 [SIGHS] Look. 619 00:23:37,341 --> 00:23:40,809 I'm just sad about everything I missed, ok? 620 00:23:40,944 --> 00:23:42,310 And I don't... I don't have it in me 621 00:23:42,312 --> 00:23:43,957 to make you feel better about yourself right now, 622 00:23:43,981 --> 00:23:45,881 so please just go. 623 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:47,916 [SCOFFS] 624 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,953 [SOMBER MUSIC] 625 00:23:50,955 --> 00:23:54,823 ♪ ♪ 626 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:57,492 Chemistry is the science of change. 627 00:23:57,628 --> 00:23:59,561 Add or subtract just one ingredient, 628 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,664 and everything can spiral out of control. 629 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,099 Friendships are no different. 630 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,468 Asta leaving Patience would act as a catalyst, 631 00:24:06,603 --> 00:24:09,571 rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond, 632 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,907 much like this formula, which might explode. 633 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,783 I should probably move the snacks. 634 00:24:15,808 --> 00:24:16,815 Harry! 635 00:24:17,047 --> 00:24:19,080 Harry. 636 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,583 Mike and Liv were just at the clinic. 637 00:24:21,719 --> 00:24:23,752 They saw us on a trail cam while we were going 638 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,387 over to dig up the Mantid. 639 00:24:25,389 --> 00:24:27,709 Your face was blocked in the picture, so I covered for you, 640 00:24:27,824 --> 00:24:29,535 but it's only a matter of time before they figure it out. 641 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:32,260 I do not need your help, and it's ok if you leave town. 642 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,330 I don't care because I've replaced you with a new friend. 643 00:24:35,465 --> 00:24:38,000 Little Asta, could you hand me that beaker? 644 00:24:39,637 --> 00:24:40,802 Thanks. 645 00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:42,304 We're not friends. 646 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,506 We're just partners in a joint venture. 647 00:24:44,641 --> 00:24:46,708 I'm not leaving Patience, ok? 648 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:50,312 I've got Jay, you know, and D'Arcy and my dad. 649 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,514 My life is here. 650 00:24:52,649 --> 00:24:55,384 I heard a lot of names, not mine. 651 00:24:57,087 --> 00:25:00,154 That's ok, because I have little Asta now. 652 00:25:00,156 --> 00:25:02,157 She's younger than you, so statistically, 653 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,627 she will live longer than old Asta. 654 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:06,629 Fine. 655 00:25:06,696 --> 00:25:09,697 Have fun with little Asta. 656 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,499 Sorry. It's not about you. 657 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,268 You think I don't know that? 658 00:25:13,403 --> 00:25:16,404 [TENSE MUSIC] 659 00:25:16,406 --> 00:25:19,575 ♪ ♪ 660 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,679 Hi, I'm Robert. 661 00:25:27,184 --> 00:25:30,452 I'm Peter Bach's son. 662 00:25:30,587 --> 00:25:32,387 I know. 663 00:25:32,523 --> 00:25:35,557 I heard your podcast. 664 00:25:35,692 --> 00:25:37,025 Didn't expect to hear my name. 665 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:42,096 Since my dad died, I didn't expect anyone to be looking. 666 00:25:42,098 --> 00:25:43,831 You better sit down. 667 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,767 There's something you need to know. 668 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:54,342 Your father is alive. 669 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,212 No, no, that's... that's not possible. 670 00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:00,615 I... I saw him die. 671 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:03,451 Well, the government revived him. 672 00:26:03,587 --> 00:26:06,621 Like CPR or... 673 00:26:06,756 --> 00:26:09,992 more like Frankenstein? 674 00:26:12,162 --> 00:26:15,530 [SCOFFS] I can't contact him, but the moment I hear from him, 675 00:26:15,665 --> 00:26:17,099 I'll tell him you're here. 676 00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:18,500 He'll be thrilled. 677 00:26:18,502 --> 00:26:20,201 [SIGHS] 678 00:26:20,337 --> 00:26:24,539 Hoo, that's... that's incredible. 679 00:26:24,674 --> 00:26:27,609 Until then, can you put me in jail? 680 00:26:27,745 --> 00:26:29,244 What? 681 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,713 Why would you want that? 682 00:26:31,849 --> 00:26:33,649 [WHISPERING] I think someone's following me. 683 00:26:36,787 --> 00:26:39,787 I know you've been through a lot, 684 00:26:39,789 --> 00:26:42,490 but I promise I'll keep you safe. 685 00:26:42,626 --> 00:26:46,094 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 686 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,796 All I can eat? 687 00:26:48,932 --> 00:26:50,632 Challenge accepted. 688 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,456 [SOFT UPBEAT MUSIC] 689 00:26:57,244 --> 00:26:58,610 Mark, alcoholic. 690 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:02,704 Thank you, Dina, for inviting me to share. 691 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:07,207 My sobriety date is June 24, 1997. 692 00:27:07,343 --> 00:27:08,375 I have a sponsor. 693 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,310 I also sponsor other people. 694 00:27:10,446 --> 00:27:14,848 And most importantly, I have a higher power, which I call God. 695 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,384 We all know the ups and the downs. 696 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:21,121 Drugs and alcohol nearly took everything from me. 697 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:23,991 But now I can look in the mirror and say, I love you. 698 00:27:24,126 --> 00:27:25,592 I'm proud of you. 699 00:27:25,594 --> 00:27:27,827 And just last night, I went to bed. 700 00:27:27,829 --> 00:27:30,798 No debating on whether I wanted to live or not. 701 00:27:30,932 --> 00:27:33,867 Just went to sleep like a person. 702 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:39,739 I saw someone blow through a stop sign, and I got so angry. 703 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,741 And then it hit me... 704 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,243 I used to do that. 705 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:49,383 I'd drive drunk with my kid in the back seat all the time. 706 00:27:49,518 --> 00:27:50,650 Casey. 707 00:27:50,652 --> 00:27:52,352 I was the best skier in my school. 708 00:27:52,488 --> 00:27:55,289 I had sponsorships, all of it. 709 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,923 I got kicked off the team. 710 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,693 I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here. 711 00:27:59,695 --> 00:28:01,528 I get that I need to stay sober. 712 00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:03,916 I get that it's my fault. 713 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,433 But what if I stay sober 714 00:28:06,568 --> 00:28:10,337 and I never get back to where I was? 715 00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:12,039 Sunny, alcoholic. 716 00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:14,041 11 years next week. 717 00:28:14,176 --> 00:28:15,176 Whoo! 718 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,876 [APPLAUSE] 719 00:28:17,012 --> 00:28:21,181 I got a new sponsee recently, and we really hit it off. 720 00:28:21,316 --> 00:28:24,217 I thought we had a good thing going, talking, 721 00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:25,919 meeting up, checking in. 722 00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:27,120 But then she went out. 723 00:28:27,256 --> 00:28:29,156 So I called her and left a message. 724 00:28:29,158 --> 00:28:30,791 Nothing. 725 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:34,094 Now, the old me would have gone over there and tried to fix it, 726 00:28:34,096 --> 00:28:35,795 to be the one who pulled her back. 727 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,231 But then I realized that's making someone 728 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:41,535 else's journey about me. 729 00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:43,403 And I've been down that path. 730 00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:44,738 It's not good. 731 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:48,942 Not everything is about me all the time. 732 00:28:49,078 --> 00:28:52,245 So, yeah, I'm a little sad today, but I'm here. 733 00:28:52,247 --> 00:28:53,613 That's pretty amazing. 734 00:28:53,615 --> 00:28:56,783 ♪ Hard to get the best of me ♪ 735 00:28:56,785 --> 00:29:00,087 ♪ ♪ 736 00:29:00,222 --> 00:29:01,254 [BLUEGRASS MUSIC] 737 00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:02,957 ♪ Trouble, trouble ♪ 738 00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:04,358 ♪ trouble on my mind ♪ 739 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,995 ♪ trouble don't tell me I'll live a long time ♪ 740 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:09,696 A beautiful golden brown. 741 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,765 Very nice. 742 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,033 Hey. 743 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:17,504 ♪ Trouble don't tell me I'll live a long time ♪ 744 00:29:17,639 --> 00:29:19,506 Nice turnout, right? 745 00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:21,119 Everyone looks like they're having fun. 746 00:29:21,143 --> 00:29:23,343 Yeah, so do kids in an outdoor bouncy house 747 00:29:23,479 --> 00:29:25,879 before a gust of wind rips the safety line off 748 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,881 and little Timmy is a kite. 749 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,282 Should have canceled. 750 00:29:29,418 --> 00:29:31,117 Well, I told you it was too late for that, you know? 751 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,687 Besides, we don't want everyone living in fear. 752 00:29:33,822 --> 00:29:35,089 I'm not worried. 753 00:29:35,091 --> 00:29:36,091 [SIREN WHOOPS] 754 00:29:38,827 --> 00:29:42,762 Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to the Patience 755 00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:45,198 Old Mining Days Festival. 756 00:29:45,334 --> 00:29:47,067 Enjoy the festivities. 757 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:50,537 But remember, the 1800s were a dangerous time. 758 00:29:50,672 --> 00:29:55,509 So have fun, laugh with your neighbors, but also remember, 759 00:29:55,644 --> 00:29:57,411 they might be trying to kill you. 760 00:29:59,949 --> 00:30:01,681 Hey, where have you been? I need your help. 761 00:30:01,683 --> 00:30:03,350 Check me out. 762 00:30:03,485 --> 00:30:05,285 Do I look like a tasty nugget, something you might drool over? 763 00:30:05,287 --> 00:30:07,020 Not sure where this is going, but it's 764 00:30:07,156 --> 00:30:08,421 making me very uncomfortable. 765 00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:10,557 Jules the Mantid said she was coming for me, right, 766 00:30:10,692 --> 00:30:13,093 so I did 500 eyebrow raises, so my head was sweating 767 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,361 and release pheromones. 768 00:30:14,363 --> 00:30:15,395 Smell me. 769 00:30:15,531 --> 00:30:17,063 See that? 770 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,331 The Mantid ain't going to be able to resist that. 771 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,833 It's just basic science. 772 00:30:19,969 --> 00:30:21,535 It's also basic nonsense. 773 00:30:21,537 --> 00:30:24,438 You know, I got to get this Mantid away from the crowd. 774 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,872 I figured since I'm the bait, I'm 775 00:30:25,874 --> 00:30:27,354 going to try to lure it into the mine 776 00:30:27,476 --> 00:30:28,842 where nobody else can get hurt. 777 00:30:28,977 --> 00:30:30,210 Here, look at this. 778 00:30:30,345 --> 00:30:32,579 There's a shaft by the south entrance that's 779 00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:34,047 got a caged elevator, right? 780 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,383 Right next to it is an exposed electrical ground. 781 00:30:36,385 --> 00:30:38,852 Now, I planted a pry bar right by the elevator. 782 00:30:38,987 --> 00:30:40,554 So once the Mantid is is inside, I'm 783 00:30:40,689 --> 00:30:42,600 going to jam the bar between the electrical wire and 784 00:30:42,624 --> 00:30:44,290 the cage. 785 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,337 And that current should fry that mother-bugger real good. 786 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:48,128 Now we just need to find the Mantid. 787 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:52,599 Yeah, well, if Dr. V. is an alien, 788 00:30:52,734 --> 00:30:55,035 he's connected to the Mantid, so we just watch him, 789 00:30:55,037 --> 00:30:56,904 wait until they make contact. 790 00:30:57,038 --> 00:30:59,138 How do you know they're connected? 791 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,340 Come on. 792 00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:01,941 What are the odds of two aliens being in the same town 793 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,577 and not knowing each other? 794 00:31:03,712 --> 00:31:06,007 Isn't it a little racist, assuming all aliens 795 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:07,046 know each other? 796 00:31:07,048 --> 00:31:08,348 Of course it's not racist. 797 00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:09,917 They ain't human. 798 00:31:10,051 --> 00:31:11,285 How's it going to be racist when they ain't even 799 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:14,254 a part of the superior race? 800 00:31:14,256 --> 00:31:15,955 What the hell? 801 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,224 Why's he looking at me? 802 00:31:17,226 --> 00:31:18,503 I'm the looker. He's the lookee. 803 00:31:18,527 --> 00:31:19,527 Lookers look. 804 00:31:19,595 --> 00:31:21,060 Lookees get looked at. 805 00:31:21,062 --> 00:31:23,697 See, if he was human, he would know that. 806 00:31:23,699 --> 00:31:25,098 Stupid alien. 807 00:31:25,101 --> 00:31:28,501 Oh, yeah. 808 00:31:28,503 --> 00:31:30,270 Oh, really? 809 00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:32,939 Guess you got tired of trying to steal my best friend, 810 00:31:32,941 --> 00:31:34,841 so instead, you thought you'd steal my costume. 811 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,276 Judy, I don't have time for this. 812 00:31:36,278 --> 00:31:37,844 Oh, who's Judy? No, no. 813 00:31:37,846 --> 00:31:41,648 I'm biddy Henshaw, first female miner in Patience. 814 00:31:41,783 --> 00:31:44,751 [LAUGHS] I wear the same thing every year, 815 00:31:44,886 --> 00:31:47,855 and I tell the story of biddy Henshaw for the festival, 816 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,629 and I know you know that because last year 817 00:31:49,691 --> 00:31:51,157 you threw a tomato at me. 818 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:54,727 Are you even wearing panties made out of burlap? 819 00:31:54,863 --> 00:31:57,231 Yeah, that's what I thought. 820 00:32:01,036 --> 00:32:03,002 Why are you staring at the sheriff? 821 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:05,872 Because the Mantid is hunting him, 822 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,642 and once it appears and attacks, 823 00:32:08,777 --> 00:32:11,879 I will squirt it with my manticide. 824 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,346 You mean my manticide? 825 00:32:13,482 --> 00:32:16,049 We will settle ownership once my legal team 826 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,951 has reviewed the contract. 827 00:32:17,953 --> 00:32:19,185 Hi. Ok. 828 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:20,654 What is the plan here? 829 00:32:20,789 --> 00:32:21,866 How are you going to kill the Mantid 830 00:32:21,890 --> 00:32:23,056 with all these people around? 831 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,692 Little Asta, could you please tell this time-traveling 832 00:32:25,827 --> 00:32:30,897 newsie that she is a bad friend and I'm not talking to her? 833 00:32:30,899 --> 00:32:33,633 Little Asta, could you tell this alien toddler 834 00:32:33,635 --> 00:32:36,303 to quit pouting because we have bigger things to deal with? 835 00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:38,838 I refuse to be a part of this dysfunctional triangle. 836 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,280 You know, maybe real friends support their friends no matter 837 00:32:41,343 --> 00:32:43,243 what they choose to do, because, I don't know, 838 00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:45,044 they just want them to be happy. 839 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,114 Yes, or maybe real friends do not 840 00:32:47,249 --> 00:32:50,850 abandon you after you have planned an entire pizza 841 00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:52,452 city future for them. 842 00:32:52,587 --> 00:32:54,054 - Ah... - uh, guys. 843 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:57,323 Where'd Sheriff Mike go? 844 00:32:57,325 --> 00:33:00,627 This is your fault because you distracted me. 845 00:33:00,629 --> 00:33:02,896 And now I want pizza. 846 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,498 I don't know what is going on with him. 847 00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:07,067 I told him I'm not even planning on leaving town. 848 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,268 I get it. 849 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,137 Chasing dreams isn't easy. 850 00:33:10,271 --> 00:33:12,539 I ventured out into the great unknown. 851 00:33:12,674 --> 00:33:14,407 It's tough out there. 852 00:33:14,543 --> 00:33:16,876 Ok, I'll take that under advisement. 853 00:33:16,878 --> 00:33:18,611 For now, we need a real plan. 854 00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:19,746 Harry has a plan. 855 00:33:19,881 --> 00:33:21,514 He's using Sheriff Mike as bait. 856 00:33:21,516 --> 00:33:23,883 And once the Mantid goes after him, 857 00:33:23,885 --> 00:33:27,020 he's going to blast it with my manticide. 858 00:33:27,155 --> 00:33:28,588 Mike stalking Harry? 859 00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:29,756 Harry tailing Mike? 860 00:33:29,891 --> 00:33:31,358 It's ridiculous. 861 00:33:33,395 --> 00:33:36,496 Hey, kid, do you know if any of these booths 862 00:33:36,631 --> 00:33:39,866 sell cream for a butt rash? 863 00:33:43,304 --> 00:33:44,771 This is so unfair. 864 00:33:44,906 --> 00:33:47,066 Sahar's at the festival, helping Harry kill the Mantid. 865 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,748 And I'm going grocery shopping with my mom 866 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,177 and baby space sister. 867 00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:54,080 Please don't call her that, or moon baby or starship Sally. 868 00:33:54,216 --> 00:33:55,615 You'll give her a complex. 869 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,884 I'm the only one that can actually see aliens. 870 00:33:58,019 --> 00:33:59,586 It's the one thing I'm good at. 871 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,254 I told you, 872 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:03,434 your dad and I will not risk anything happening to you. 873 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,091 Nothing's going to happen to me. 874 00:34:05,093 --> 00:34:06,426 I've got protection. 875 00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:07,861 What the hell is that? 876 00:34:07,863 --> 00:34:09,062 It's a taser that can zap aliens. 877 00:34:09,064 --> 00:34:10,064 [BUZZING] 878 00:34:10,099 --> 00:34:11,265 Ah! 879 00:34:11,399 --> 00:34:12,899 Ok, that is it, all right? 880 00:34:13,034 --> 00:34:14,634 No more alien hunting. 881 00:34:14,770 --> 00:34:15,802 You are grounded. 882 00:34:15,937 --> 00:34:18,171 You are so grounded, from everything. 883 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,706 - [BABY COOS] - Fill her up? 884 00:34:19,841 --> 00:34:20,841 Hi. 885 00:34:20,909 --> 00:34:22,709 Yes. 886 00:34:22,844 --> 00:34:25,111 And could you check the tire pressures, too, please? 887 00:34:25,247 --> 00:34:28,281 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 888 00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:29,417 Max? 889 00:34:29,551 --> 00:34:30,650 Max! 890 00:34:30,786 --> 00:34:34,621 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 891 00:34:34,756 --> 00:34:36,289 Max! 892 00:34:36,425 --> 00:34:41,361 ♪ ♪ 893 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,862 [KNOCKING] 894 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,431 Jules? 895 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:47,200 Are you here? 896 00:34:50,371 --> 00:34:52,171 I called a bunch of times. 897 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:59,179 ♪ ♪ 898 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,401 [EERIE MUSIC] 899 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:28,442 ♪ ♪ 900 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,413 [GASPS] 901 00:35:34,783 --> 00:35:37,917 [GASPING] 902 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:44,958 ♪ ♪ 903 00:35:49,507 --> 00:35:51,575 ♪ Don't it feel so good to know ♪ 904 00:35:51,710 --> 00:35:53,243 ♪ you ain't done nothing wrong? ♪ 905 00:35:53,379 --> 00:35:55,179 ♪ Don't it feel so good to know ♪ 906 00:35:55,181 --> 00:35:57,248 ♪ you've been right all along? ♪ 907 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,283 ♪ Don't it feel so good to know ♪ 908 00:35:59,419 --> 00:36:00,918 ♪ that you are the one ♪ 909 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,388 ♪ to always be on the trigger side of the gun? ♪ 910 00:36:04,523 --> 00:36:06,189 ♪ You go on ♪ 911 00:36:06,325 --> 00:36:08,425 ♪ I'll be on the bench tonight ♪ 912 00:36:08,561 --> 00:36:09,721 ♪ I don't need to be there ♪ 913 00:36:09,829 --> 00:36:12,162 ♪ when your torch is burning bright ♪ 914 00:36:12,164 --> 00:36:14,231 ♪ 'cause it's throw that rock ♪ 915 00:36:14,366 --> 00:36:16,901 ♪ it's hide your hand ♪ 916 00:36:17,035 --> 00:36:20,504 ♪ everybody's gotta choose a side again ♪ 917 00:36:20,506 --> 00:36:22,172 ♪ divide and conquer ♪ 918 00:36:22,174 --> 00:36:23,908 ♪ that's the game, my friend ♪ 919 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:28,312 ♪ there ain't nothing new under the sun ♪ 920 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,447 ♪ come on now ♪ 921 00:36:29,449 --> 00:36:30,881 ♪ let's call for the head... ♪ 922 00:36:30,883 --> 00:36:33,016 Well, well, well. 923 00:36:33,018 --> 00:36:35,419 Ha-ha, look who's crawling back. 924 00:36:35,555 --> 00:36:37,955 I came for the meat, not the man. 925 00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:42,860 Deep-fried beats grudges every time. 926 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:45,229 [LAUGHS] 927 00:36:45,364 --> 00:36:46,963 ♪ I'll be on the bench tonight ♪ 928 00:36:47,099 --> 00:36:49,600 ♪ I don't need to be there ♪ 929 00:36:49,736 --> 00:36:50,934 I know who you are. 930 00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:52,035 Your secret's out. 931 00:36:52,037 --> 00:36:54,404 Your secret is out. 932 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:55,706 You're an alien. 933 00:36:55,841 --> 00:36:56,885 You have nightmares about a cupcake monster 934 00:36:56,909 --> 00:36:58,342 that's going to bite off your butt. 935 00:36:58,478 --> 00:36:59,643 Hey! Come on. 936 00:36:59,779 --> 00:37:01,022 I told you that in the sanctity of therapy. 937 00:37:01,046 --> 00:37:03,080 You can't be saying that shit out in public. 938 00:37:03,215 --> 00:37:04,515 Deputy, what are you doing here? 939 00:37:04,517 --> 00:37:06,383 I thought we agreed to split up. 940 00:37:06,385 --> 00:37:08,105 I know, but Asta grabbed me, and honestly, 941 00:37:08,154 --> 00:37:09,687 she is stronger than she looks. 942 00:37:09,689 --> 00:37:10,969 Ok, now that you're all here... 943 00:37:11,056 --> 00:37:12,722 the other day, you asked me about the person 944 00:37:12,746 --> 00:37:13,768 in the trail cam. 945 00:37:13,793 --> 00:37:15,359 Well, it wasn't Joseph. 946 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,694 It was Harry. 947 00:37:16,829 --> 00:37:18,429 And it's time that we come out with this. 948 00:37:22,802 --> 00:37:25,035 Harry is an alien. 949 00:37:25,171 --> 00:37:26,203 - They know. - We know. 950 00:37:26,338 --> 00:37:27,704 - We figured it out. - What? 951 00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:28,739 We know, but thanks for confirming you've been 952 00:37:28,741 --> 00:37:30,118 hanging out with a shady-ass alien. 953 00:37:30,142 --> 00:37:31,308 Shady? 954 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:32,310 Like a cupcake monster? 955 00:37:32,378 --> 00:37:33,744 Just shut your goddamn mouth. 956 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,878 Oh, shut it. 957 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,380 Harry is a lot of things, ok? 958 00:37:36,516 --> 00:37:38,616 He's annoying and selfish, and he is easily 959 00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:39,983 distracted by turkey legs. 960 00:37:39,985 --> 00:37:41,685 But he is not shady. 961 00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:44,855 He's a really good alien, and he's got pretty awesome powers. 962 00:37:44,857 --> 00:37:48,158 And you just need to get over yourselves and work together. 963 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,260 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go 964 00:37:50,396 --> 00:37:52,963 tell Biddy Henshaw's story. 965 00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:56,233 Just so we're clear, I still don't trust you. 966 00:37:56,368 --> 00:37:58,302 And I don't usually work with a partner. 967 00:37:58,304 --> 00:38:01,305 Right, because I'm just his emotional support deputy. 968 00:38:04,643 --> 00:38:07,411 [BLUEGRASS MUSIC] 969 00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:14,518 ♪ ♪ 970 00:38:19,157 --> 00:38:20,690 Kate? 971 00:38:20,692 --> 00:38:23,393 D'Arcy, I really have to go. 972 00:38:23,395 --> 00:38:24,494 I just need a second. 973 00:38:24,496 --> 00:38:25,695 About the pictures? 974 00:38:25,831 --> 00:38:28,265 I realize now it wasn't about helping you. 975 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,434 It was about me. 976 00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:34,338 I guess I kind have a habit of making things about myself. 977 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:36,273 I didn't see it then, but I... 978 00:38:36,408 --> 00:38:38,242 I do now. 979 00:38:38,244 --> 00:38:42,312 So if you don't want me around, I get it. 980 00:38:42,314 --> 00:38:47,484 But just know that I'm here for you. 981 00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:50,454 For you, however that looks. 982 00:38:50,590 --> 00:38:53,590 [SOFT MUSIC] 983 00:38:53,592 --> 00:38:59,396 ♪ ♪ 984 00:38:59,398 --> 00:39:01,165 [BABBLES] 985 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,667 ♪ ♪ 986 00:39:03,803 --> 00:39:04,968 Can you watch her for me? 987 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:06,870 I've got to go find Max, and I need to leave 988 00:39:07,006 --> 00:39:08,172 her with someone I can trust. 989 00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:09,773 Yeah, of course. 990 00:39:09,775 --> 00:39:10,974 Hi. 991 00:39:11,110 --> 00:39:13,076 - [WHINES] - Well, hey. 992 00:39:13,078 --> 00:39:15,713 ♪ ♪ 993 00:39:15,847 --> 00:39:18,815 If I'm gone for a while, here's a key to my house. 994 00:39:18,951 --> 00:39:21,918 Oh, I already have one. 995 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,120 Right. 996 00:39:23,255 --> 00:39:24,255 Hmm. 997 00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:25,723 Thank you. 998 00:39:27,593 --> 00:39:28,792 [BABBLES] 999 00:39:28,928 --> 00:39:31,461 [LAUGHS] Hi, Isabella. 1000 00:39:31,463 --> 00:39:32,796 Hello, Bella. 1001 00:39:32,821 --> 00:39:33,830 [BABBLES] 1002 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:34,898 Hey, belle. 1003 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,266 How's it going, belle? 1004 00:39:36,268 --> 00:39:38,148 You probably should get a nickname or something. 1005 00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:39,469 How about Daisy? Yeah. 1006 00:39:39,605 --> 00:39:41,238 Don't tell your mom. 1007 00:39:41,373 --> 00:39:44,808 You ever feel like the world is daring you to make a move, 1008 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:47,812 like every step forward is a fight 1009 00:39:47,946 --> 00:39:51,649 and every step back is surrender? 1010 00:39:51,783 --> 00:39:56,386 For me, Biddy Henshaw, that's what it felt like when I packed 1011 00:39:56,522 --> 00:40:01,225 up what little I had and headed out to Patience in the 1800s. 1012 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,695 I was a widow with two kids, leaving the only home 1013 00:40:05,831 --> 00:40:07,765 I'd ever known behind. 1014 00:40:07,899 --> 00:40:11,701 All I had was a sliver of hope that something better might 1015 00:40:11,837 --> 00:40:14,037 be waiting for me out there. 1016 00:40:14,173 --> 00:40:19,109 And when I got to Patience, I didn't find much. 1017 00:40:19,111 --> 00:40:20,778 But I found a way. 1018 00:40:20,912 --> 00:40:24,982 I became a miner, the first female one, I might add. 1019 00:40:24,984 --> 00:40:29,252 [TENSE MUSIC] 1020 00:40:29,254 --> 00:40:31,121 [SIGHS] 1021 00:40:31,123 --> 00:40:34,524 I wonder if Biddy ever felt scared before leaving. 1022 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:36,860 She must have, right? 1023 00:40:36,862 --> 00:40:41,465 Maybe she felt stuck, held in place by fear, 1024 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:45,402 just not knowing what else was out there. 1025 00:40:47,606 --> 00:40:49,273 Who knows if she ever knew, for sure, 1026 00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:52,609 what the right choice was? 1027 00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:54,178 But she made one. 1028 00:40:56,548 --> 00:40:58,916 And she didn't let herself stay stuck forever. 1029 00:41:01,653 --> 00:41:03,787 I guess that's what really matters. 1030 00:41:03,923 --> 00:41:04,989 [GASPS] 1031 00:41:05,123 --> 00:41:08,692 [LAUGHTER] 1032 00:41:08,828 --> 00:41:10,394 [CHATTER] 1033 00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:12,562 Judy! 1034 00:41:12,564 --> 00:41:15,832 [LAUGHTER] 1035 00:41:15,968 --> 00:41:17,248 So you've got a glowing finger, 1036 00:41:17,369 --> 00:41:18,946 you know, and can levitate stuff with your mind, 1037 00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:20,637 or is that strictly an E.T. thing? 1038 00:41:20,772 --> 00:41:22,506 That is offensive. 1039 00:41:22,641 --> 00:41:24,941 What if I asked, do all sheriffs 1040 00:41:25,077 --> 00:41:26,760 have a badge and a gun? 1041 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:27,854 We do. 1042 00:41:27,879 --> 00:41:29,313 Oh. 1043 00:41:29,448 --> 00:41:32,649 Well, mine just does this. 1044 00:41:32,784 --> 00:41:34,584 This one does this. 1045 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,687 Listen, once we bait the Mantid into the mine 1046 00:41:37,689 --> 00:41:39,990 and into the elevator, we're going to fry 1047 00:41:40,126 --> 00:41:42,159 it with electricity, right? 1048 00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:43,994 You know, if we save the town, maybe 1049 00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:47,197 they'll even build a statue of us in the town square. 1050 00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:49,934 I'd prefer a memorial Plaza, with an eternal flame. 1051 00:41:50,068 --> 00:41:51,308 No, no. Flames are too flashy. 1052 00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:52,636 Plus, they go out. A statue? 1053 00:41:52,772 --> 00:41:54,071 A statue's forever. 1054 00:41:54,206 --> 00:41:55,772 You can push over a statue. 1055 00:41:55,908 --> 00:41:56,908 Not mine. 1056 00:41:57,042 --> 00:41:58,074 I'm going to design it myself, and I'm going 1057 00:41:58,077 --> 00:42:00,143 to make it 8% bigger than my actual size, see. 1058 00:42:00,279 --> 00:42:01,789 That's the sweet spot, where people look at it, 1059 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,047 and they say, oh my goodness. 1060 00:42:03,181 --> 00:42:04,881 I didn't know he was that big, but not 1061 00:42:05,017 --> 00:42:07,250 so big that they say, oh, my goodness, 1062 00:42:07,386 --> 00:42:08,552 this guy's compensating. 1063 00:42:08,687 --> 00:42:09,953 Sheriff? 1064 00:42:09,955 --> 00:42:11,666 I just saw a suspicious-looking man heading 1065 00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:13,223 into the mine's north entrance, 1066 00:42:13,358 --> 00:42:14,691 and he was smoking a cigarette. 1067 00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:16,693 10-4, deputy. Keep your eye out. 1068 00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:17,828 We're going to go in. 1069 00:42:17,897 --> 00:42:18,995 All right, Doc. 1070 00:42:19,131 --> 00:42:21,965 Get your game face on. 1071 00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:23,633 Is there time for more turkey leg? 1072 00:42:23,635 --> 00:42:25,669 No. 1073 00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:28,672 All right, come on. 1074 00:42:28,808 --> 00:42:30,006 Max, just in time. 1075 00:42:30,009 --> 00:42:31,475 Harry's about to go into the mine. 1076 00:42:31,610 --> 00:42:32,610 Harry, wait! 1077 00:42:32,644 --> 00:42:35,545 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1078 00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:39,849 ♪ ♪ 1079 00:42:39,851 --> 00:42:40,984 I see it. 1080 00:42:40,986 --> 00:42:42,452 I see the Mantid. 1081 00:42:42,454 --> 00:42:44,621 ♪ ♪ 1082 00:42:44,623 --> 00:42:47,124 That's just Deputy Liv. 1083 00:42:47,259 --> 00:42:50,394 ♪ ♪ 1084 00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:52,129 No, it's not. 1085 00:42:52,264 --> 00:42:56,533 ♪ ♪ 1086 00:42:56,668 --> 00:42:59,069 Deputy Liv is the Mantid. 1087 00:42:59,444 --> 00:43:03,116 sync and corrections awaqeded www.addic7ed.com 1088 00:43:03,141 --> 00:43:06,276 ♪ If it isn't you now, then you're waiting your turn ♪ 1089 00:43:06,278 --> 00:43:07,710 ♪ you go on ♪ 1090 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,644 ♪ I'll be on the bench tonight ♪ 1091 00:43:09,779 --> 00:43:11,512 ♪ I don't need to be there ♪ 1092 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:13,580 ♪ when your torch is burning bright ♪ 1093 00:43:13,582 --> 00:43:17,918 ♪ 'cause it's throw that rock, it's hide your hand ♪ 1094 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,555 ♪ everybody's got to choose a side again ♪ 1095 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:25,126 ♪ divide and conquer, that's the game, my friend ♪ 1096 00:43:25,128 --> 00:43:28,029 ♪ there ain't nothing new under the sun ♪ 1097 00:43:28,031 --> 00:43:30,999 [THE DEVIL MAKES THREE'S "DIVIDE AND CONQUER"]